Stupid Names
Now you may be asking yourself what this is about. Basically, once in a while I encounter or think up a stupid name which I'd just love to use as a character in a story. Not like I write a lot of stories...
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Lauren Order
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Warren Peace
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Cap'n Gown (Cap'n = Captain for those of you without the ear for humor)
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Elle Presidente
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General Anaesthesia
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Stormy Weathers
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Jenny Sayeed
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Anne Chovy
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Mona Capitan
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Scrim Shaw
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Carl Reef
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Angie O'Plasty
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Jenna Cide
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Beau Dega
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Fi(ona) De Joie
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Fi(ona) Asco
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Arm(and) Pitt
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Sanya Graham
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Charity Ball
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Chastity Belt
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Constance Vary
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Warren Peace
Superhero Names That Didn't Make It
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The Arthritic Avenger and his brother The Asthmatic Avenger
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The Karaoke Kowboy
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The Mighty Mollusc
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Entire Electromagnetic Spectrum Man, and his sidekick Schweinhund
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The Omnipotent Onion
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Eunuchio
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The Codpiece Crusader
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The Nocturnal Narcissist
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The Headless Whoresman
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Dungpuppet
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The Flasher
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Sea Cucumber Man
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The Midnight Molester
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The Frivolator
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The Frolicking Fruit
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Dr. Octopus's cousins - Squid, DDS and Cuttlefish, Esq.
Pirate Names That Didn't Make It
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Black Muttonchops
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Plaid Beard
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Blue 5-O'Clock Shadow
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Red Lipstick
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The Dread Pirate Hushpuppy
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Black Pubes
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Grey Stubble
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Black Soulpatch
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Clam Beard
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Red Goatee
Brand Names We Need
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Home Boyardee
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World of Whorecraft
Words We Need
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pissoiree
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An evening party held in a public urinal.
When Rockers Get Old?
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The Plasmatics -> The Asthmatics
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The Rolling Stones -> The Mossy Boulders
